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1	ET meets the Phantom Written By – Johann Sebastian Bach	1:38
2	GNR Cancellation	1:21
3	Nora Hayden - Sex Expert Speech – Nora Hayden	0:23
4	The Cat in the Vac	1:00
5	Toilet Paper?	1:00
6	David Cassidy Speech – David Cassidy	0:38
7	TCB Backing Vocals – Callianne BachmanDrums (Really Bad Drumming) – Willy*Guitar – Larry*Guitar, Written By – Randy Bachman	3:24
8	(untitled link track)	0:11
9	TimeCop with Jon Flem Clam Blam	1:34
10	The Naked Gardener Speech – Robert Norton	1:09
11	Jim Carrey Speech – Jim Carrey	1:14
12	Dr. Ruth Westheimer Speech – Ruth Westheimer	0:37
13	Larry Welk and his Malfunctioning Bubble Machine	1:06
14	Ian Thomas & The King - A Duet Guitar, Vocals – Ian Thomas	2:11
15	Jim Rose - Weirdo And Light Bulb Eater	1:18
16	My Hands Are In My Pants!	2:48
17	U.S.A. and the Up-Side Down Canadian Flag	0:58
18	Shakespeare from a Phone Booth	0:42
19	On the Recorder...It's the Candyman Written By – Anthony Newley, Leslie Bricusse	0:23
20	Jimmy Swaggart - Arrested Again With A Woman Of Questionable Relation	1:10
21	The Razorbacks Other – Razorbacks, The	0:23
22	(untitled link track)	0:13
23	Art Peterson Cash Call	1:36
24	Helmut - The Former Engineer Written By – Friedrich Wilhelm Möller	1:11
25	James Mason	0:15
26	Well, Paddle My Bum!	1:19
27	(untitled link track)	0:34
28	Fred Penner sings AC/DC Guitar, Vocals – Fred PennerWritten By – Angus Young, Brian Johnson, Malcolm Young	1:48
29	Hell...in a Handcart	0:13
30	Aren't you Peter Lorre?	1:01
31	Colin James Guitar, Vocals – Colin James	0:37
32	Hi! I'm the Happy Hamster Man	3:08
33	Sammy Hagar / Luciano Pavarotti's Exploding Pants / Paul, The Greatest Guitarist in the World Speech – Sammy HagarWritten By – Patty Smith And Mildred Hill	1:19
34	(untitled link track)	0:31
35	Black Bart's H.N.I.C.	0:31
36	Hockey Harassment to Quebec / Rang-e-tangs from Alberta / Canucks 11 - Flames 0	3:02
37	Shane Churla takes a hit from Pavel Bure, like a Man	1:09
38	Hockey Hex	1:36
39	Don Cherry - Called Pavel A Weasel Speech – Don Cherry Written By – Buck Trail, Wayne Pittman	5:18
40	It's cold, it's got snow, and it's a place no wants to go / Taunt a Torontonian / And Another	2:47
41	Say the Secret Word	1:53
42	Ed Witzke - Handyman To The Stars	1:07
43	Bruce Allen - Bryan Adams Manager And Outspoken Redneck (He Loves The Tragically Hip) / Adams / Whoao Whoao Whoao Speech – Bruce Allen , Bryan Adams	2:43
44	This Duck is Very Happy Speech – David Percy	0:17
45	BUMFUZZLED?	1:25
46	Those XMAS Chipmunks	1:47
47	The Special Secret Hidden Track! / Walter Takes Comfort	1:21
48	UFO Guy and his Lonely Answering Machine	1:21
49	Star Trekkin' - With George Takei, The Original Mr. Sulu Speech – George Takei	3:33
50	All I Wanna Be Guitar, Vocals, Written By – Peter Frampton	2:53
51	Our Lucky "Extra Minute" Contest Winner, Janet Yoshida Speech – Janet Yoshida	2:06

Notes

A CD released circa 1995 from the Vancouver radio comedy duo Larry Hennessy and Willy Percy, simply known as Larry & Willy. Here are some interesting notes about this CD:

Track 1 contains a recording of Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
Track 6 contains samples of The Partridge Family's "Come On Get Happy" and "I Think I Love You".
Track 7 is a rendition of Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "Takin' Care of Business", on which Randy Bachman and his daughter Callianne guest.
Track 9 contains samples of Pink Floyd's "Time" and Chicago's "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is".
Track 14 is a rendition of Ian Thomas's "Painted Ladies", on which he appears.
Track 19 is a recorder cover of "The Candyman" from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
Track 24 is a cover of "The Happy Wanderer" in German.
Track 28 is a semi-cover of AC/DC's "Back in Black".
Track 31 is a Colin James recording that segues into his own "Just Came Back", which itself contains an interpolation of Robert Johnson's "Stones in My Passway".
Track 33 contains a cover of "Happy Birthday".
Track 39 contains a parody of The O'Kaysions' "Girl Watcher".
Track 43 contains a sample of the theme from "The Adventures of Robin Hood", sung by Dick James.
Track 49 contains a sample of the theme from "Star Trek". George Takei appears on the track.
Track 50 is a rendition of Peter Frampton's "All I Wanna Be", performed by Frampton himself.