Tracklist

1	Dave Barry Has Tricky Business	2:15
2	Astersmay Egreeday In Scientia Et Scientiis	1:53
3	Bellsouth Is My Favorite Suicide Company	2:35
4	Screw Democracy When You Can Become A Punk	4:55
5	The Infinite Light Uses Duracell Batteries On Weekends	2:45
6	God Is Great But Offstage He Can Be A Royal Pain	1:05
7	Blind To The Eye (Opps Pow Suprise)	1:11
8	Buzzkill For The Poor VH1 Kids	1:13
9	TJ Is Red (And So Is Your Mom)	2:14

Notes

(written on the backside of the cover)
...everything is said and done...
charged coke
would like to give:
special thanks to: Fuck Faced Flash Card (TJ),
Syphilis Blaster (Matt), MS Paint, Cool Edit Pro,
all the girls that love me and everyone who kept
me alive, my parents for putting me on restriction
which made me focus on the cd, people that don't
hate me, and whoever I forgot to mention, put your
name below.