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A1	–Die Geldschweine	Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut	2:15
A2	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 1	0:06
A3	–Xao Seffcheque + Die Pest	Fortschrittsträume	5:54
A4	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 2	0:07
A5	–Vielleichtors	Bring Deinen Körper Auf Die Party!	4:40
A6	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 3	0:08
A7	–Mittagspause	Es Hat Keine Disco Hier Vocals – Peter Hein	1:31
A8	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 4	0:06
A9	–Sternhagel	King Kong	3:02
A10	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 5	0:06
A11	–Not Mean Themselves	Wrong Colours	3:18
B1	–Wirtschaftswunder	Hinweise Zum Neuen Klang	2:23
B2	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 6	0:07
B3	–Der Plan	Fehlplan (Wir Sind So Müde)	1:52
B4	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 7	0:06
B5	–Siluetes 61	Mannesmann	1:32
B6	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 8	0:06
B7	–Die Lemminge	Why We Hate The Residents	2:13
B8	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 9	0:06
B9	–Die Nachdenklichen Wehrpflichtigen	Ist Free-Jazz Heilbar?	2:18
B10	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 10	0:07
B11	–DAF*	Sample & Hold	3:25
B12	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 11	0:07
B13	–Der KFC	Endlösung	0:51
B14	–Kraftwerk	Stalagmit 12	0:06
B15	–Residenz	Alles	0:00
B16	–O.R.A.V.*	Punk Supermarkt	5:54

Credits

• Backing Vocals – Esther Nöcker
• Bass – Ferdi Mackenthun*
• Bass, Vocals – Frank Mart
• Drums – Rainer Mackenthun
• Saxophone – Andreas Brüning , Ralph Albertini
• Vocals, Guitar, Electronics – Xao Seffcheque

Notes

This record is a parody of the bands mentioned in the tracklisting. Actually every song is by Xao Seffcheque, who imitates the style of each band.

The German music press (Sounds, Musik Express) fell for it at the time and reviewed it as an actual compilation. According to Musik Express, Kraftwerk were the first to take legal action, so that a sticker, "Achtung Satire!" (Caution: Satire!) or 'Diese Platte ist eine Parodie' ('This record is a parody'), had to be attached to the sleeve.

A1, B16 are taken from the single Xao Seffcheque - Happy New Wave.
A2, A4, A6, A8, A10 are incorrectly listed on the label as the last track of Side A ("Stalagmit 1-5")
B2, B4, B6, B8, B10, B12, B14 are incorrectly listed on the label as the last track of Side B ("Stalagmit 6-12"), B14 being barely audible.
A5 was later re-recorded by Family 5 with Peter Hein on vocals.
A7 is made out of samples taken from Mittagspause - Punk Macht Dicken Arsch, the overdubbed spoken word bit by Peter Hein is taken from the tapes later released on Herrenreiter.
A9 is an actual contribution by Sternhagel and was later re-recorded for his solo album Sternhagel Kommt..
A11 is listed as "Wrong Colours (O.B.)" on the back sleeve.
B11 is listed as "Sample & Hold (Wer Bitter Im Munde Hat, Kann Nicht Süsspricken)" on the back sleeve.
B15 is not really featured on the record due to its length (0:00).

Back sleeve gives thanks "for participation" to the credited musicians plus Anne Effertz, Bernd Schmidt, Padeluun, Boyd Rice, Peter Glaser, Mike A. Hentz, Wolfgang Schmelter, Brigitte Brehm, Monroe, Schampoo, Susanne & Karin, Das Büro, rara, Albert H. aus HH, "and to you of course for buying this record!"

Barcode and Other Identifiers

• Matrix / Runout (on Side A): XAO-1-A
• Matrix / Runout (on Side B): [none]

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
L.A.S.C.H. 003	Xao Seffcheque	Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut ‎(LP, Album)	Schallmauer, Das Büro	L.A.S.C.H. 003	Germany	1981
L.A.S.C.H. 003, LASCH 003	Xao Seffcheque	Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut ‎(LP, Album, RE)	Schallmauer, Das Büro, Schallmauer, Das Büro	L.A.S.C.H. 003, LASCH 003	Germany	Unknown
L.A.S.C.H. 003	Xao Seffcheque	Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut ‎(LP, Album, RE)	Schallmauer, Das Büro	L.A.S.C.H. 003	Germany	Unknown
L.A.S.C.H. 003	Xao Seffcheque	Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut ‎(LP, Album, RE)	Schallmauer, Das Büro	L.A.S.C.H. 003	Germany	Unknown