Tracklist

1	Stick Your Testicles In A Blender	5:08
2	Drug Experiment	0:27
3	Imagine	0:31
4	Bernard Matthew's Baseball Card	0:53
5	Chicken Chicken	1:01
6	Madonna Eats A Pork Pie And Dies	2:39
7	Spank Sinatra	3:12
8	Maggot Farming	0:12
9	Prick Cut	0:05
10	Jane Eyre's Sex Chat	0:58
11	Dan	0:08
12	Skull	0:05
13	James	0:07
14	Custard Pie	0:05
15	Chamber Of Horrors	0:31
16	Nove	0:20
17	Psychological Hanky Panky	1:32
18	666	0:41
19	Christopher Robin's Gay Adventure	0:42
20	Knock At The Door	0:08
21	Computer Computer	1:09
22	Manic Molly	2:22
23	Jamie Gets Shot	0:07
24	T.U.R.T.L.E. Power	0:14
25	Dracula's Bridge	0:08
26	Oxtxvops	0:07
27	Crack Addicted Porn Peddlers	1:30
28	Sick Sandwich	1:39
29	Tony's Cock	0:16
30	Donkey Says Hello	1:08
31	Jeremy Kyle's Necro Potato Hormones	6:02
32	Crack	0:05
33	A Bag Of Chips	0:30
34	Nativity	2:22
35	Smoking Grass From Jupiter	2:35
36	Optimus Prime Vs Barbie Doll	0:09
37	Pancake Rape	0:14
38	Soccer Scores	0:56
39	Jane Austin	1:52
40	Cunt	0:15
41	The Queen's Slap In The Face	2:19
42	Sausage Pornography	0:10
43	Suicide Bomber	0:07
44	Jisjkfjn,esdc	0:05
45	O.J. Sandwich	0:10
46	Sucking Salty Things	0:20
47	Garage Sausage Bizznizz	0:08
48	Beauty	0:05
49	Making Squares	0:50
50	Guru Murthy	2:01
51	Xashcgec	0:07
52	Nat King Shit	0:28
53	Gary's Custard Overload	0:16
54	On A David Cameron Bladder Tip	0:06
55	Toilet Throat	0:05
56	Cock Chop	1:16
57	A Bear Behind	0:58
58	Sausage Warfare	0:11
59	Ijnvkn	0:07
60	Big Breasts	1:08
61	Autopsy Sperm Party	3:29
62	Pingu Doo Doo	1:12
63	Buck Rogers	0:26
64	Spunk	0:06
65	Everybody Gets Killed	0:11
66	Cuts Off His Penis	0:09
67	Tony Gets Slashed	0:14
68	Osama's HP Sauce	0:18
69	Testicle Eating Monsters	0:09
70	Don Quixote	1:43
71	Dog Sandwich	5:07
72	Blunt Is A Cunt	0:05
73	Neighbours (Reprise)	0:22
74	Easter Cock	0:51
75	Poison Chicken	1:16

Notes

"John Lennon changing his mind and instructing listeners to imagine “killing all the people”. An ITV news reporter testing heroin at Alton Towers. Jeremy Kyle admitting he was once off seven months pregnant and mashed off his face, a premiere league football match turning into a gay orgy, and Judy Finnigan advising us that mistletoe and sperm is "quite high in the good colesterol"."