Tracklist

1	We Are The Retards	6:32
2	The Moron	5:11
3	Short Bus Express	12:51
4	Classroom Dummies	10:40
5	Computer Nerd	7:59
6	Boing Boom D'oh!	7:58
7	Tour de Freak	7:42

Credits

• Producer, Mastered By, Synthesizer, Design, Text By – U-Tard
• Synthesizer – J-Tard, Mobius Mim (tracks: Mim-Tard), Tim-Tard

Notes

TARDKRAFT: "Tard" - an abbreviation of "retard" (to make slow, hinder or impede) + "kraft" - a german word for "power". We find power through hindrance. Or, we hinder power. Tardkraft is the "dumbed down" version of Spaceship Graveyard. Tardkraft only exists in the outdoors as a mobile, self contained, live, improvised, electronic music entity. Here, we forgo the "state of the art" home recording studios for the chaos of the great outdoors and the limitations of tools small enough to be carried wherever we choose to go. Tardkraft requires no stage, no external power source, no permission and no reason. Tardkraft is wherever it wants to be, whenever it wants to be. Give us batteries, and we shall have Tardkraft!